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All of the following are particularly loathsome to Raymond. Any approval of these, be it spoken, written or otherwise, will cause the utmost offence and could well be in contravention of any local anti religious hate laws (assuming you have some and one of the bills wasn't defeated in the commons by a margin of one due to the prime minister not bothering to vote):- Cheese
- Knees
- Hats
- Cheese knee-hats
- All numbers between 5 and 6 exclusive
- Things that go beep
- The beeps made by things that go beep
- The silences between the beeps made by things that go beep
- Cats, dogs, pachyderms, camels
- The upward slopes of hills
- Everything
- Nothing
- Something
- Lists
- Websites
- Raymond