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The amount of mail Raymond has received has been truly astonishing. Here are some of our favourites.Raymond is a marvel of modern religiastic engineering. An enormous trumpeting jelly-like diamond in the pantheistic crown, it majestically floats aloft in the ethereal depths like a stroboscopic clockwork glass skislope on a billion drunken rainbow-coloured frog legs.
- Archduke Ferdinand, Austro-Hungarian empire
It's alright I guess. I don't really care. Where's that free beer I was promised?
- Dave, UK
Kippers.
- Flipper