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Raymond
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Being omnipresent and omniscient, Raymond has been keeping a friendly eye on you. Well not too friendly and not too omnipresent. The court order was harsh and unfair but being infinitely just Raymond is adhering to it nonetheless, so you won't find Raymond in any more toilet bowls, no, and you can't prove otherwise. Anyway, being omnipresent and omnitactful, Raymond, in his omnicleverness, having watched almost everything you've done (even that thing the other night - don't worry, it's probably perfectly natural and the stains shouldn't be too hard to remove - you minx) has decided that you're just the best. In fact Raymond loves you - not in the dodgy cistern-lurking way cruelly suggested in the aforementioned trial. No, more in the way that a man, after a day's honest and rewarding toil, loves a pickled onion sandwich - passionately, briefly and with apparatus. Therefore, being the beloved, you are hereby appointed the very head of the religion! That means you need a new name and title that befits your stature. Type your old name in here to find out what it is!