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Many religions enjoy a wide range of colourful, exotic and entirely arbitrary methods of showing their appreciation for things in general and Raymond is no exception. Here are a few of the best.The Nine Dances of the Blatantly Obvious Attempt to get anyone to follow a religion that doesn't tell them they're completely fantastic and that everything will turn out great. See how far it gets you. After several minutes of soul searching instigated by your failure to complete the ritual realise with a great sense of irony and self-fulfillment this is the true face of one of the one faces of Raymond.
The Path of the Fourfold Pieshop Watch telly and eat samosas.
Generic Ritual A Enjoin a religious pilgrimage by braving the nightmarish denizens of the number 239 bus to Battersea. There hie yourself to the nearest balloon-vendor to festoon yourself with brightly-daubed heliumic orbs. Progress down the Battersea Park Road and stop to caress the air above every seventh paving-stone whilst singing 'Happy Birthday' in the style of a superintelligent contralto caveman, lo, just as Raymond might have done that thing that one time or other.
The However Will I Cope Ritual Frot vigourously. Found a new way of worshipping Raymond? Share it with us.