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Ten Commandments

1) All of the following commandments are true.

2) Raymond believes in everything, with the exception of everything, which Raymond doesn't believe in.

3) Everything is permitted. Yes, even that.

4) Everything is forbidden. Yes, including that, you pervert.

6) All even-numbered rules indicate the opposite of what they state.

7) With the exception of rule 14. 1

8) Everything except this is partially or wholly not disapproved of, with exceptions outlined herein.

9) All of the preceding commandments are false.

10) There is no rule 10.

11) Forget it, do whatever you want. 4

 

1 Commandment fourteen has no linguistic representation. 2
2 The linguistic representation of commandment fourteen is the addendum above. 3
3 3
4 Don't you bloody dare!